Quit Staring At My Tips T-Shirt
You're a true ski bum. Decked out in head to toe snow gear, bright pink goggles, and the best skis around. You are a mainstay at the lodge bar and only order the finest hot chocolates on the mountain. You are a show-off and love to flaunt your stuff even when you fall (multiple times). When someone new to the slopes starts staring and gawking in disbelief - just yell out a friendly reminder to "quit staring at my tips". Bottoms up!