Shuck My Cob T-Shirt
Corn on the cob is delicious, but it is a CHORE to prepare. Cob after cob, pulling off the husk, and removing those stupid little threads of silk that are all over the place. Ugh, who needs it? Don't be shy, ask for help. Don't be too proud to beg. Cookout guests, friends, relatives if you're desperate enough. Ask them nicely, and you might get your cob shucked.