Sorry I Gotta Split T-Shirt
This shirt is perfect whether you love to split wood or hate it. Don't wanna help your buddy get his firewood ready for the winter? "Ah sorry man, I gotta split". Don't wanna go to your wife's friend's gender reveal party? "Ah jeez honey, I'd love to but I gotta split. That firewood's not gonna cut itself". I'd love to write more description of this shirt, but sorry...you know the rest.